Different Between TV and Handphone

Some people just confuse what is the different between TV and Handphone.
Well actually its related with the different between Wife and Girlfriend.

Well lets begin the differences :

• Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone.
• At home watch TV, Go out bring Handphone.
• No money, sell TV. Got money change Handphone.
• Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with Handphone.
• TV free for life but Handphone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
• TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but Handphone, is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
• Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for Handphone is high and often demanding.
• Most Important, TV got remote but Handphone doesn't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS....
Once get it you'll game over.

So that's the different between TV and Handphone, please be careful.